haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

dmolitionlovers:

close the door mom you are letting the emo out

❝Kangaroos are like deer T-rexes.❞
(via overheard-at-school)

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

saltbone:

this asshole

misscinemafanatic:

My favorite part in FORREST GUMP - just Forrest’s reaction

This shows that Forrest knows about reality and how he is different, but it also shows how much he cares already for his son and how he wants him to fit in and be like everyone else.

flowury:

ok but the question is when am i going to have enough followers that random indie clothing companies send me free stuff and people draw random pictures of me

hidontbecreepy:

neatpotatoes:

clamjob:

casmii:

pricklylegs:

memewhore:

I still don’t understand the perspective that’s going on here.

It`s a railing.

This fucked with my head so hard.

WAIT I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

ITS ON TOP OF A WALL NOT GRASS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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